I fart big poopies. Don't worry it didn't go on
your shirt
I Need to Fart
The day prior to this Victor made a similar joke about pooing on my shirt. I told him it was very funny and said that it would be great if he could tell a joke like that in the mike. This is what he came up with. It was more or less his first joke he ever told that was recorded. He is sitting on my shoulder and I am putting the microphone up to him so he can talk. Near the end he turns away from the mike and looks to see where the poop went.
I need to fart.
Like...she need to say Victor.
Geese, I really don't think she likes.
I need to fart.
It's clogged.
I did your arm.
I fart big poopies.
Don't worry. (He turns and looks)
It didn't go shirt. Oh!